Friendzoned 3/3

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Pavlov

awww sorry white boy!

Learn to listen

Really hilarious...

Hide your keys!

Naive

My girlfriend will only have sex with me if I get my fap addictio

Just FYI upfront 🤓

My 1st year away to college was way better than expected

Because of the Implication

She loved telling her friends how big your cock is, and they neve

Go on

better don't mess with me 😈

I'm in charge now

I'm going to smell all her used undies

You have GOT to start being more specific.

Your girlfriend likes to "experiment."

You don't even really LIKE feet.

Show her how grateful you are.

Your tongue is really all you have going for you.

Not quite the answer you wanted to hear.

Her sweet, innocent, trusting husband tossing his own key away

Julia want to be your keyholder

"Baby girl", ha!

I was on deck duty all weekend, sun tan lotion, serving drinks, f

Can we all make 'Facesitting Friday' a thing?

Sister caught you jerking again...

Duty

Chess ♟️

She doesn't need his tiny little dick anymore

Guess the cage is permanent